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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

do you remember what i said, when i decided i was going to let you infiltrate division?

(Source: alwayseachother)

callthisconsequence asked
You are my idol. Long live Shadow Walker. And his skillage <3

Idol sounds so pop star. Let’s go with mastermind. I could bask in that.

Long live Shadow Walker. I like it. Sounds like the trailer to my sequel. Kudos.

But why does everyone like Birkhoff and Sonya though?

Ahem. Allow Birkhoff to extrapolate.

Because she has assets.

Ample, admirable assets.

Because she was there for me.

Because sweaters.

Because fuzzy, squiggly feelings.

And because you touch yourself at night—STOP QUESTIONING MY GOOD THING.

(Source: divisiongifs)

Baller.
Now to take her on a whirlwind tour of every Disneyland. Screw nu!Division&#8217;s needs.

Baller.

Now to take her on a whirlwind tour of every Disneyland. Screw nu!Division’s needs.

OOC

I’m gonna be the dissenter and say I think Michael will die.

I have my evidences.

Feel free to sass me when I’m wrong.

nikitaelizabethtasarov:

sbirkhoff:

Oops.

Yeah, Michael was about to kill you though, you are a good kisser Nerd.


That would be sweet, except for the part where he’ll beat me in the head with my own kidney.

Worth it.

Go team.

(Source: deep-ocean)