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Guess who had a shelf at work fall on her head? That’s right. This girl.
WTF, life?
Ha.
Wouldn’t be too hard on it, now you have an excuse.
And a concussion. Also, an excuse for what?
For some of the things you post.
I had my hand crushed with a hammer. Shelf injuries impress me not.
Yeah, I know. How is your hand, by the way?
Wouldn’t you like to know.
Well, yeah. Hence me asking, man.

You know. Achey. Whatever.
Don’t feel like I can emphasis “motherfracking hammer” enough.